Pooped

I'm crawling, I'm crawling, I'm crawling....I can't seem to go forwards...what is this thing in my way....can't go backwards...in some ....sort....of .....cage......so tired....must rest my head on this Barbie dress and....

zzzzzzzzzzzz..................

(He's under the rocking chair. He can only crawl backwards and lacks a rearview mirror.)